The country is in a fiscal crisis. By deductive reasoning, Devastatin' Dave is the sole solution to this whole mess. Let's face it, overall, the eighties were a time of great prosperity and comfort for our country. The eighties had Dave and his music. This guy has perhaps the greatest recording name of all time. You do the math. I challenge anyone to find a recording (any recording) of the 'Turntable Slave' and post it ASAP. The countries' well being depends on it.
"Where have you gone, Devastatin' Dave, our nation turns it's lonely eyes to you."
4 comments:
How did this guy never make it big?
greatest name ever!
Unfortunately, I can't find any traces of this guy or his music. I thought I'd surely be able to win this challenge (although I definately would have had trouble uploading :)
My bad...I've found lots of Devastatin' Dave this morn(AKA Dave Kurin). I didn't realize this guy was sooo integral to the Reagan administration's "War on Drugs" campaign. Just Say No to Drugs!
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